Goal in life: find a lipstick that can last through a blowjob
Jamie Lynn Spears leaves the audience at the 2014 American Country Music Awards (which took place in Las Vegas) after Blake Shelton’s rude comment on her sister Britney
I LOVE HER FOR THIS. SCREW BLAKE SHELTON.
GOOD! Fuck that pumpkin head ditch pig. Jamie Lynn takes shit from no one.
considering half of them lip sync’d and their definition of country amounts to “second-rate classic rock with a fiddle on it” i figure they should forego the stone throwing from that big glass house on the Row.
I find it rly cute and admirable how protective Jamie Lynn is of her big sis.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
the pizza guy spelled domino’s wrong
There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe.
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers
I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.
That or they’re vampires.